It’s hard to find people who don’t appreciate a good corny joke. After all, there’s just something about a super cliché and predictable one-liner that gives it the ability to elicit a big belly laugh from even those with the driest of humor. Plus, having a few corny jokes to fall back on when you’re in need of a pickup line or an icebreaker for work is an invaluable necessity.
But the best thing about corny jokes is that they don’t have to be one size fits all. Adults and kids alike can enjoy ’em as they run the gamut from silly knock-knock jokes to eye-rolling dad jokes.
108+ Corny jokes
- Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
- Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.
- Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
- Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.
- Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
- Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
- What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?
- I sold my vacuum the other day.
- What is Forrest Gump’s email password?
- Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory?
- I like ass.
- When I found out my toaster wasn’t waterproof… I was shocked.
- What did the shoes say to the pants? “What’s up britches?”
- Why aren’t vampires ever invited to parties? They suck the life out of everyone.
- What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line.
- What do runners eat before a race?
- Nothing they fast!
- Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
- She will let it go!
- Why did the ball leave the party early?
- He was on a roll!
- What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
- Give me my quarterback!
- Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
- There are too many cheetahs!
- How do you ask out a baker?
- Bring them flours.
- Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me.
- Are you a charger? Because I’m dying without you.
- Wanna be Minecraft without the craft?
- Are you lighnting? Because you’re McQueen.
- Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
- They make up everything.
- Why was the baby strawberry crying?
- Because her parents were in a jam.
- What did the little corn say to the mama corn?
Where is pop corn? - What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis! - How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?
About a buck an ear. - Where would you find an elephant?
The same place you lost her! - How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words! - Spiders are so smart that they can look for anything on the web.
- The stadium got hot after the game as the fans had left.
- To make hens meet, I was running a dating service for the chickens.
- Within no time, the detectives found out the murder weapon. It was a briefcase.
- Why do pops carry an extra pair of socks while playing golf? Because in case they get a hole in one.
- I was complimented for my parking. Someone left a note saying ‘parking fine.’
- I was charged nine dollars extra at a hotel for the air conditioner. It was seriously uncool.
- It is wrong when people say that age is just a number. It is a word.
- What is a universal mom code for “I don’t want to share.”
- “It’s spicy.”
- Why did the baby strawberry cry?
- Because his mom was in a jam!
- What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
- “Where’s Pop corn?”
- Why is a computer so smart?
- Cause it listens to its motherboard
- What kind of flowers are best for Mother’s Day?
- Mums
- What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato?
- Catch up!
- 6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down.
- Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.
- What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race? Ketchup.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iva. Iva who? I’ve a sore hand from knocking.
- What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
- If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.
- Why can’t you trust duck doctors? They’re all quacks.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
- Is your name Jimmy? Because I’ve Fallon for you.
- I don’t normally chase people but for you I’d put my crocs in sport mode.
- If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.
- Are you a loan? You’ve got my interest.
- Are you a magician? Because when I look at you, everyone else disappears.
- Did you invent the airplane? Because you’re clearly Mr. Wright.
- Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
- How can I plan our wedding without having your number?
- Why can’t you trust an atom?
- What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One’s pretty heavy and the other’s a little lighter.
- What do you call a ghost’s sweetheart? A ghoul-friend.
- Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.
- I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
- Life always offers you a second chance. It’s called tomorrow.
- My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
- When nothing is going right, go left.
- If you have crazy friends you have everything you’ll ever need.
- Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious.
- Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.
- We’re all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.
- I have an irrational fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.
- You can’t make everyone happy, unless you’re a plane ticket.
- I wanted to make a joke about time travel, but you guys didn’t like it.
- Flat-earthers travel the world on a plane!
- I wonder how many miles I’ve scrolled with my thumb.
- I need six months of vacation, twice a year.
- Girls always travel in odd numbers because they can’t even.
- I’d love to go to Holland one day, wooden shoe?
- I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.
